Motivating the Dynamic Awesomeness

At my former place of odious employment, it would amuse me to come up with bizarre "motivational" ideas I'd imagine the management might come up with to goad the poor drones on to greater productivity. This is yet another quick Post-It from back then

Here I've simplified it a bit, and added some color. I imagine it would be something one would see posted on the walls in some Orwellian dystopia
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Here we have another awesomely ominous alley in the Loop: