Pedestrian Quandary

Just started scribbling with the pencil here, with a little digital clean-up.

Perhaps it's two in the morning, you're standing on the corner and the traffic light is red -- there is no traffic -- do you follow the rules and wait for the light to change green?

More Clown

Ink Shapes

Something in ink

Eye of the Clown

Starting today, I'll post a new drawing, cartoon, imbecilic scribbling or whatever I can fit onto a yellow "sticky note" (the 1.5" x 2" variety) every day this month.

Here we have the first:

Marvelously grotesque! I will call this Polyphemus the Clown. Perhaps he's smiling because he has just dined on some fine Greek cuisine?

Ejikatin'

We hope for a Utopian education system with kind, supportive and understanding teachers. Teachers who will guide children to some psychologically unblemished intellectual Nirvana. In reality, we do have some psychotic sadists out there who seem to take pleasure in making students miserable, tarnishing young minds with their special brand of insanity; filling days with humiliation and embarrassment; supplying traumatic memories that we get to revisit, over and over in our darkest nightmares.

But is this a bad thing? Once we reach adulthood, one of the greatest pleasures we have is to share tales of hideous school days with our friends and cohorts -- laughing at the ridiculousness of our lives!

Here's to you awful teachers! I salute you (as, I assume, you eternally rot in the lowest dungeon of hades...)!!

Eye Cloth

The other day, I had a dream that had something like this in it...

A floating cloth tube with a worried eye. Now, what could that mean? Will I use a sock to clean my glasses in the future??

While in Transit

I drew this while on the Metra train home

I imagine the fellow may be saying something like "Someone just told me life is like a big Yo-Yo, but I always thought it was more like a paddle-ball..."

Clownhorse

Haven't posted a disturbing clown drawing in a while. How about this?

Is that disturbing? I don't know -- Clownhorse -- It sounds kind of disturbing. Perhaps it marks the point where Dr. Moreau just took thing too far...

Lines

Was just scribbling. Perhaps this could be a joke carved into some ancient obelisk -- yeah there could be a really great line in there somewhere.

Future's Future

Freud Feud

DID YOU KNOW...

... That if you defeat your analyst in a wrestling match, that means your therapy is complete?

IT'S TRUE!!

Amber Waves of Pain

I call this one Man With The Formerly Happenin' Hair

Twisted Soda Bottle & Troglodyte

A crudely drawn offering today...

Yes, Valentine's Day was over a week ago, but I think for this fellow, every day is Valentine's Day!

Way Past Clunky

We always see robots from the future coming back to our time for various missions (typically either to save or destroy the human race) -- I usually run across at least two such robots a week while I'm doing my job downtown ( Easy to spot -- They're the only "people" who look like movie stars).

Well, anyway, why not have some clunky robot from the past travel forward to the present?

Weighty Matter

Overheard this while scurrying down Jackson blvd on Tuesday:

Got me to wondering -- Just how much does an E-Mail weigh??

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OH -- A friend of mine has started up a cool site dedicated to the Selective Horror Movie Buff -- You should check it out!! :

http://www.shadowsandscreams.com/

The New World Patriot

Just something that popped into my head...

Trees & Things

I've never been camping, but I'm sure there are all sorts of things going on out there in the woods that are way too interested in you.

Drawin' Stuff

A quick Doodle in the early morning

Let There Be Clouds

Pre-Walk

Just a quick drawing to start off the year...