A quick note:
Have just started my photo blog, "Meanderpix". The link is right over there, in the other column under "other blogs"...
There seems to be a popular belief that if something would offend the family on Father Knows Best, then it's got to be entertaining.
For amusement, I'm sure many of us look at those "missed connections" personal ads in the weekly paper. I thought an interesting project would be to write a few insane ones (well, they aren't really that different from the ones in the paper -- one of these even has a real incident (slightly altered, perhaps...))
Something in my living room
Where's that window washer? Well, thought the grime on the windows gave them an interesting look once the sunlight hit them from the side.
Bill hated his job, but he kept it because he worried about being without insurance. The pressure of the job actually made him sick, so he ended up having to go to the hospital regularly for treatments -- which of course meant he absolutely couldn't be without insurance. Eventually, his life became going to work to pay for his medical bills and insurance and going to the hospital. The hospital treatments kept him alive so he could continue the cycle...