It's come to my attention that many people are filling out various "fun" questionnaires on sites such as Facebook...
The perception is that it will give your new ether-friends an idea of just who you are. They'll know what your five favorite movies are, the ten places you'd like to visit, or that if you were an album, you'd be Disraeli Gears -- the list goes on (and on). But did you know that all your answers are actually being used for something? Yes -- As you know, in the past, whenever alien life forms or interdimensional androids have attempted to conquer the Earth by secretly replacing human individuals with alien (or android) duplicates, it's been quite easy to detect -- for the duplicates were always lacking a certain "something" -- strange little idiocenticities each of us have that couldn't really be noticed on a cursory inspection by the invaders. But now, thanks to the wonders of the internet all our odd little quirks are being collected by aliens and/or interdimensional robots so they can create better, less detectible duplicates!
Don't let our gift for Frivolous Silliness be used to destroy us!!
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From Monday, 5/4/09
From Monday, 5/4/09
One of my favorite dark alley windows:
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