Friday, April 30, 2010

Tentaclown

Why not end the "Sticky-Note A Day" Month with something that crawled out of the darkest pit of madness to amuse and delight?

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Verisimilitude or Just Lies?

An anecdote from the life of -- hmmm, shall we call him Tommy?-- Yes, "Tommy"
In a valuable life lesson, young Tommy's mother urged him to give his LAST piece of candy to the grungy panhandler who worked the downtown corner daily. Eagerly, half stumbling, Tommy ran with his offering to "Mr. Scruffy". Scruffy accepted with a snaggletoothed grin and a wink (he'd have rather been given some booze). Ever since that fateful day, anyone with a hard luck story have been able to take advantage of poor old Tommy...

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Job Satisfaction

Just get the money and let (outsourced) Customer Service worry about the rest...

Monday, April 26, 2010

Sunday, April 25, 2010

photogenic

Something scribbled at 3:30 in the Morning...

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Clown Think

In the past I've posted "disturbing clown" drawings; today, we have a drawing of someone thinking about disturbing clowns.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Inaction Reaction

Eventually the Government will decide that regular people getting involved in the system is just making everything a big hassle for the elites that are running the show. So to deal with this, they'll start advertising campaigns to encourage the citizens to just stay home, don't bother to vote and so on -- You know, leave it to the professionals...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

But...

Perhaps there should be a support group for "nice guys" -- they could gather every month and complain about the women who prefer "bad boys" and "bums" to them. Then there could be a support group for the women who like "nice guys" but are ignored because the "nice guys" are too busy pursuing women who'll never be interested in them.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Monday, April 19, 2010

Fables


Today, I thought I'd illustrate the old fable of The Three-Legged One-Armed Crab and the Lazy Bunny. You remember that one right? With the Castles, King Arthur's Round Table and all that? No? Hmmm...

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Saturday, April 17, 2010

To Serve and Detest

Something I drew while trying to keep my eyes open for just a few more minutes...

Friday, April 16, 2010

Tampering With

I call this one ...Or -- The New Grocery Boy

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Monday, April 12, 2010

Busy Day

I call this one If Cat's Had Jobs

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Quick Cat

A last minute drawing.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Hippy Diaspora


Was there a plot to remove the Hippies from San Francisco after the "Summer of Love"?? Did the FBI really organize and hold a fake Free Grateful Dead concert in a venue that was in fact a Colosseum sized functional toilet? Did all the concert goers get flushed directly to ramshackle communes in the South West?? Where was Billy Jack when all those Flower Children really needed him??

Friday, April 9, 2010

Kitty Corner

Did cat's ask this question before human's existed?

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Bright Idea

Did you know that even in the primordial Time-Before-Time, a bright idea would be indicated by a light bulb?
IT'S TRUE!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Hirsute Pursuit

When all else fails, grow a big mustache!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

Awful Joe

With some high-priced fancy coffee cafe on seemingly every corner these days, perhaps it's for something different -- why not start a chain of java shops that sell cheap, terrible dreck? Why spend a lot of money to get that caffeine jolt every morning? Not only could people save big bucks, but they'd also take a certain pride in their ability to down the noxious brew. AWFUL JOE, that's what the place could be called. I can imagine TV commercials with customers bragging about how they've just had the worst cup of coffee in the world AND got change back from their dollar. Maybe the could sell stale pastries too. Yeah, AWFUL JOE -- think about it!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Pedestrian Quandary

Just started scribbling with the pencil here, with a little digital clean-up.

Perhaps it's two in the morning, you're standing on the corner and the traffic light is red -- there is no traffic -- do you follow the rules and wait for the light to change green?

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Friday, April 2, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Eye of the Clown

Starting today, I'll post a new drawing, cartoon, imbecilic scribbling or whatever I can fit onto a yellow "sticky note" (the 1.5" x 2" variety) every day this month.
Here we have the first:
Marvelously grotesque! I will call this Polyphemus the Clown. Perhaps he's smiling because he has just dined on some fine Greek cuisine?