Trash Clown

According to my calculations, this should be my 400th post here at The Meander Box ( Eh -- Les Quatre Cents Poteaux -- take that Truffaut!!).

Why not celebrate with a Disturbing Clown drawing??

Glue Tooth

I had this strange urge to draw a robot with teeth.

Hmmm -- lots of people have false teeth -- how about a person who has false everything except teeth?

CARING

Incredible Potato-Hulk

A quick drawing here...

As my potato adventures continue, various preparation suggestions have been proffered; one such was microwaving. I wondered just what effect would all that microwave radiation have on Mr. Potato Head??

Butterflies are Free (with 12oz beverage)

Low Cal Visuals

Hmmm, for some reason, images are not uploading ... Is the Secret Conspiracy Government trying to stop me from getting The Word out??? Boy, do I feel important! Then again, maybe that's just what They want me to think!!

Anyway, I was pondering the implications of photographically documenting every banana/banana peel I don't slip on...

Anyway, without images on this post, one won't be loading up one's brains with my sweet, yummy cartoons, so you won't have to worry about becoming a fat head!

Calling Mr. Potato Head

An almost instantaneously produced drawing -- Inspired by Real Life!!

Yes, until last week, I had never purchased a raw potato before. But do I need some imaginary fat-pantsed crumudgeon belittling me because of it?? NO!! Anyway, last week I did buy a bag of friendly tubers, with the intent of producing a perfectly baked potato. So far my experiments have resulted in several unsatisfactory specimens and one exploded spud.

Leftovers

Here's something I call Out of Work Horror Comicbook Host

Poor guy -- should have been around in the 1950s...

While I was thinking about turtles earlier this week, I came up with this

Shell Game

Felt like drawing something in color -- here we go: a BusinessTurtle

Non-Sitcom Life

Home Cookin'

Frankenbilly

Another quick idea...

I call this Frankenstein Meets the Hillybilly Kings of Royale Mountain

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I was just thinking -- There are illiterates, so can there be an artform called illiterature specifically intended for this group??

Literature Illustrated

Just a couple of quick drawings.

This one could be a scene from a new Great American Novel - The Rat Dude's Wife

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Here we have Stick Lincoln Running

Fabric of Sanity

Just a Doodle -- I think I'll call this Mad Abbot in Burlap

Keep at it Till You Get it Right

A discussion on the possible remake of the YELLOW SUBMARINE movie made me think of this bit of silliness:

Sell the Fizzle, Not the Fake

At the hight of the cold war, there was a secret government laboratory experimenting with genetic modification of human beings, the goal being to create an society of supermen. One department would concentrate on developing physically superior soldiers, another mental geniuses, another super-moms.

One particularly strange attempt was the Super-Salesman, who's aim was to sell the idea of capitalism throughout the world.

A secret formula was created for this purpose, and a young, slovenly, socially inept dweeb by the name of Charles "Spaz" Rodgers was recruited to test the effectiveness of the treatment

As it turned out, the experiment was a success, and Rodgers became...

Unfortunately, the parallel experiment with the super soldier had gone horribly wrong (or perhaps worked all too well...), and the newly created Super-Soldier went on a wild spree of death and destruction. Ironically, the only survivor of this tragedy was Rodgers, who used his super-affability to talk his way out of the compound before it and everybody in it were blown to bits.

Due to the tragic results of this expriment, the government deemed the program a failure, and closed it down. Rodgers was the first and last of the scientifically created super-beings. He eventually changed his name to "Wink" and became a game show host.

Modern Communication

A quick Doodle

Melting Pot of Lunacy

Lock a blacklisted Hollywood screenwriter, a Long-Haired Freak, and a resurrected 4,000 year old Egyptian mummy in a room and make them come up with a new heroic comic book duo, and what do you get?

SPACE-HIPPY & BIG ANKH!

Window Pain

As there is a new world of "social networking" through the interenet, there has also evolved a new a new kind of social reject -- Someone who is allowed to be an Internet "friend", but one who would not be invited to an actual real-world social gathering. In the olden days, those who did not make the A, B,C or even D List could be quite unaware of the various gatherings they'd not been invited to, and thus be spared the feelings of being snubbed; But today, multiple pics of these friendly gatherings can be shared by all in a particular "social network". Now, with their noses pressed against the Electronic Window Pane, the Ethernerds can see yet another world they will not be a part of.

Vox Calamitas

A "What's with this Guy?" Doodle...