How about checking in with Street Urchin's Local no. 353?

I can't say for certain what this fellow (who possesses, shall we say, an appearance of disappointing intellect) may be guffawing at, but perhaps it's an indication of his skepticism that Caius Julius Verus Maximinus (Maximinus Thrax), a 3rd Century Roman Emperor, stood eight-feet-six-inches tall.
Ever wake up from a deep slumber, and find that you are a pawn on a monstrous chess board? Then when you realize that the "grandmaster" controlling your every move is Shemp Howard, the only thing you can think is " Why couldn't it have been Larry?"??