The Bread Loser

All The Schmooze That Fit A Sprint

Just flipped open a new note/drawing pad, saw the blank page, and just started drawing:

Bloated & Imbecilic

Something drawn while riding the Purple Line Express

Final Feb Frankenstein

When I started on this mad project, I didn't really have any specific Frankenstein Monster ideas in mind.  The cartoons just came about as I doodled on the train, or ideas evolved from little incidents (like a dachshund barking at me).   I think the project came out rather well!

Change Your Mind

February Frankenstein #28

High School Hijinks

February Frankenstein #27

Feb Frankenstein #26

For when your head doesn't feel like it's screwed on straight...

What's Frankenstein Beefing About Now?

Feb Frank #24

#23

Feb Frank #22

Just started doodling, and this came out looking kind of like if John Denher portrayed a Frankenstein monster created from parts of Lemmy Kilmister 

Feb Frankenstein #21

Scary, But...

Scary, but "Ha, Ha" scary?

Feb Frankenstein #19

Last week while walking to the El Train,  A wiener dog started snapping at me as I went by (lucky for me, he was on a leash!!!),  that gave me an idea for a dachshund strike force lead by Frankenstein.

Feb Frankenstein #18, No Sleeping Rust

This one popped into my head while at work, then I scribbled it down on the subway train.

Feb Frankenstein #17

Feb Frankenstein #16

February Frankenstein #15

On Monday evening, I found I couldn't connect to that "internet" thing.

The Horror of Valentine's

Soulless Singer

February Frankenstein #13.   This I scribbled while riding the Blue Line out of Oak Park in the middle of the night.

Frankenfood

February Frankenstein #11

Feb Frankenstein #11

Feb Frank #10

Feb Frank #9

Comedy got sick and died.  Through insane effort and mad genius, it was resurrected.

FRANKENSTEIN CIRCUS.  From the creators of WEREWOLF LUNCHROOM. Coming to a theater near you!

Feb Frank #8

Feb Frank 7

Here's another one I started out sketching on the train.  A variation of yesterday's.  I'm sure this fella has an "Atomic Fist Lightning Punch" in his arsenal.

February Frankenstein #6

Feb Frank 5

I didn't use a pencil at all with this one -- just drew it was a .05 Marker (then added some more lines with .01) and colored it in.

February Frankenstein of the Day #4

From a quick pencil sketch, then colored in.

Tough Questions

February Frankenstein of the Day #3

Frankly Speaking

Month of Frankensteins, Day 2.  In Living-Dead C-O-L-O-R

Popular Obscurity

Had the idea I'd post a new Frankenstein (or "Frankenstein's Monster" if you prefer) cartoon every day this month.  We'll start off with this one I actually drew while riding on the Belmont ave. Bus (a rather bumpy ride) last Sunday:

Seems to me there should be a Dean Martin song there somewhere....

The Androbiddy

What happens when a middle-aged man develops the lifestyle and personality of a stereotypical "Fussy Granny" or "Old Biddy"?  You get:

Coop De Ville

The Payoff

Too Much of a Mediocre Thing

Random & Random

Took a random drawing out of my pile of doodles, and put a random thought/comment with it.

Future Insensitive

In the future, when the human race will have been conditioned to complete personal inoffensiveness, will insults, gross humor and social faux pas be relegated to the Robot population?

He Who Has Nothing

Dark Pencil

Just messin' around with a 2B (and a little 6B) pencil.  Drawn on a Post-It type notepad.

What Troglodytes DON'T Want

What would a one-eyed dwarf troglodyte be thinking about at this time of year?

Based Upon A True Story

Toto Tote

Earlier this week, came across a woman who was carrying a little dog in a shoulder bag.

Last week there was a different doggie encounter:  I came upon an apparent "Bag Lady" who had a small dog.  The dog was dressed in a rather fancy sweater, and I asked the woman if she minded if I took a photo of the critter.   The woman replied:  "No! No photos!! -- IDENTITY THEFT!!!"

Forgotten Memories

Woke up at 6:00am this morning with an upset stomach.  This idea just popped in my head then.

Just Another Daze

The Next 30% ?

Something scribbled while on the train

A Quick Pic

I haven't done anything in ink in a while, so here's something done quickly on a Post-It

Making the Parents Proud

What They're Really Saying

Frankenstein: Again

Every so often, it is necessary to draw a variation of the The Frankenstein Monster. This one I slapped together (ha, ha!), in a couple of minutes.