From The Legion of Crummy Heroes
The lone survivor of the 1986 Chernobyl Star Trek Convention did not return home an ordinary dweeb -- For as we all know, surviving nuclear accidents only amplifies one's most notible attributes. Yes, young Benjamin Styles became a kind of super-magnet for abuse (the IRS has audited him 23 times). Villians, Thugs, Goons and Used Car Salesmen, once in his close proximity, find they are incapable of not victimizing him; and while the miscreants are distracted pummeling Victimo, the other superheroes can go about dismantling freezo machines, defusing zombie bombs, reversing ennui engines and so forth without hinderance from the preoccupied evil doers.****
Again with the Saturday pictures:
