Cell Hell

A quick one that popped into my head during an FB conversation about cellphones.

Came Up With a New Super-Hero

Here we have yet another entry in our Legion of Crummy Heroes:

Through some strange alien science, mild mannered accountant Chuck Upton has become host to intrepid gastronaut Gak-Pflewie, an explorer from another world who travels to different realms through inter-dimensional doorways in people's stomachs! Gak is trapped in our world, but has found a haven in Chuck's stomach, emerging (Induce Vomiting!), when his particular talents are needed to combat Evil!

Dubbed, THE PUKE by the criminal underworld, Gak can go places only vomit can, striking fear into the hearts of evil-doers in alleys, gutters, gas station toilets and rock concerts!

Of course, The Puke does have a cute Saturday-Morning friendly side-kick:

Overparty

The Flame Game

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