Ejikatin'

We hope for a Utopian education system with kind, supportive and understanding teachers. Teachers who will guide children to some psychologically unblemished intellectual Nirvana. In reality, we do have some psychotic sadists out there who seem to take pleasure in making students miserable, tarnishing young minds with their special brand of insanity; filling days with humiliation and embarrassment; supplying traumatic memories that we get to revisit, over and over in our darkest nightmares.

But is this a bad thing? Once we reach adulthood, one of the greatest pleasures we have is to share tales of hideous school days with our friends and cohorts -- laughing at the ridiculousness of our lives!

Here's to you awful teachers! I salute you (as, I assume, you eternally rot in the lowest dungeon of hades...)!!

Eye Cloth

The other day, I had a dream that had something like this in it...

A floating cloth tube with a worried eye. Now, what could that mean? Will I use a sock to clean my glasses in the future??

While in Transit

I drew this while on the Metra train home

I imagine the fellow may be saying something like "Someone just told me life is like a big Yo-Yo, but I always thought it was more like a paddle-ball..."

Clownhorse

Haven't posted a disturbing clown drawing in a while. How about this?

Is that disturbing? I don't know -- Clownhorse -- It sounds kind of disturbing. Perhaps it marks the point where Dr. Moreau just took thing too far...

Lines

Was just scribbling. Perhaps this could be a joke carved into some ancient obelisk -- yeah there could be a really great line in there somewhere.

Future's Future

Freud Feud

DID YOU KNOW...

... That if you defeat your analyst in a wrestling match, that means your therapy is complete?

IT'S TRUE!!